my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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