Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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