with your own penis?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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