Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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