.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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