Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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