Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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