She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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