i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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