I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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