some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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