Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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