quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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