You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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