so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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