don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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