come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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