'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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