my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i came on her dog
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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