Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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