did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I am midnight drunk by noon
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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