The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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