So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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