suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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