Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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