walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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