The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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