I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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