id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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