am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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