would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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