i think i have two assholes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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