Yo dont text me then not text me
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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