Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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