It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
