Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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