Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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