Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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