I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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