Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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