I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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