I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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