He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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