So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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