Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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