Will you blow on my dice?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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