Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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