Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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