I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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