Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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