It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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