All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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