Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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